The App includes a fibre filled menu of genuine colon coughs and National Anthems as you never heard them played before.
'I finally got hearing aids and realized that many of those "silent but deadlies" were just deadly.'What's more, he said, his family never clued him in, assuming he knew and simply didn't care.'I honestly didn't know it made a sound until I was about 9,' wrote someone else.Wtf man I even did it at school.' Others said that knowing they needed to cut the cheese could be 'scary' and 'terrifying' due to this uncertainty, while at least one said he simply goes to the bathroom whenever he feels something brewing.Quite a few people shared stories of death spouses, parents, co-workers, and friends — many of which were totally cringe-worthy.Afterwards Mr Methane gets the tram to Thornton Ceveleys for an evening meal in The Cleveleys Kitchen certain in the knowledge that Lenny Goodman never has this much fun when he comes to Blackpool with Strictly Come Dancing.Mr Methane takes the plane from Manchester to Italy - Rome to be exact - for a Blast on the Italian TV show Tu Si Que Vales.'When my 7 year old brother told me, I asked him why he didn't tell me sooner and he said he thought I was doing it on purpose.I asked my mom and she said she didn't want to embarrass me.Also on the show are recently retired Norwegian Prime Minister Jens Stoltenberg and Robbie Williams who tells Mr Methane that he once went to see him at a gig in Newcastle Under Lyme in the 1990s.Commenting after the show Mr Methane said, "Between us me and Robbie had both ends covered on this gig.Mr Methane recalls his experience of being a guest on the show in his own unique style with both mouth and bottom coming into play.It's Good news for lovers of Petomania as The Worlds Only Performing Flatulist, Mr Methane, launches his very own Fart App for Android Smartphones.